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Favorite Film:
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The Pink Panther (1963)
A Shot In The Dark (1964)
Inspector Clouseau (1968)
Return Of The Pink Panther (1974)
Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)
Revenge Of The Pink Panther (1978)
Trail Of The Pink Panther (1982)
Curse of the Pink Panther (1983)
Son of the Pink Panther (1993)
Favorite Disguise:
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Hunchback
Salty Sea Dog
Dentist
Godfather
Telephone Repairman
Guy Gadbois
Toulouse LeTrec
Hotel Cleaning Person
Mr. Lo Key
Pool Man
Knight Costume
Priest
In Drag
Other:
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Ahh... Now we are getting somewhere!
Ahh... The old closet ploy, I do enjoy a good ..
Ahh... The old take off all your clothes ploy!
All I require is a telephone, my little bag of ..
And who are yeu ?; I'm Jarvis, the butler.; And ..
But that's a priceless Steinway!; Nyot Anymeur.
Can I buy you a drink?... I see you have one... I ..
Clouseau: Heeft u goed geslapen? Maria Gabrelli: ..
Do I detect something in your voice that says I'm ..
Do you have a lisonce.... Are you blind?
Do you have a massage for me?
Do you have a reoum?; I do not know what a reoum ..
Do you know what kind of a bomb it was?; Yes, the ..
Does Monsieur Charles Litton 'ave a sweemang ..
Does yer dewg bite?;No;Nice Doggy (pets dog and ..
Drefyus: This is the person that wants you ..
Dreyfus: Don't just stand there, help me find my ..
Dreyfus: Good? He is not good, he's terrible, ..
Dreyfus: Miss Juvais, come in, make yourself ..
Dreyfus: There is only one man who could have ..
Dreyus: Maria Gambrelli's the murderer, you are ..
Ehh, scungili, ziti, Al Pacino, viva zapata
Fifteen bottles on a dead man's rum; yo-ho-ho and ..
First he's the cook...then he's the gardener
Fortunately Professor Balls took refuge behind a ..
Gesundheit!; Yes, I kneow that, I kneow that
Good Sharkey Colonel God! We were just talking ..
Good evening commisonaire, how are you, your ..
Hello old bean (when meeting the Lloyds rep in ..
Hercule, you idiot, you've broken my pointing ..
Here's looking at yeuh, kid
How could a blind man be a lookout?; How can an ..
I am Inspector Clouseau and I am on official ..
I am here to fix the problem with yer pheaun
I am opposed to the women's libs. Man is the ..
I arrest you all in the name of the leahw!
I bet his little yellow brain is thinking of ..
I call it the Green Hornet...it's neat, isn't it? ..
I have fixed your doorbell from the ringing, ..
I knew that!!
I love all his lines & phrases!
I might even be pehrseuded to ruhn for the ..
I see they repared your little yellow skin kaito
I suggest you count your bees, you may find that ..
I want that nose (pointing at a real nose on a ..
I was attaced by a woundering transvestite
I was examining the Wax!
I was known as the Pavlover of the parallels... ..
I will prove to the world that Maria Gambrelli is ..
I'll stand on your shoulders; Why?; Because I'm ..
If you say no to champange you say no to life
In order to get the full effect of the ..
Instinct Kato...
Is there anybody hiding there in the dark?
It nearly blew his little yellow skin off!!!!
It tastes very, bad that way(refering to ..
It was hell down there!
It won't be easy, that is why I have always ..
Kato! You have turned my apartment into ..
Kato, my little yellow friend, I am home!
Kato, the phewn is rrrengeng!
Kato, you fool!
Kato? ..... Kaetooouu!! .. This is your employer ..
Lady Litton: What is it you do Guy?
Leave that little Robin Hood boy alone!
MINKEY??? You said MINKEY!!!; Yes, a Chimpanzee ..
Madame, that is by far the ugliest nose I have ..
Mehrder??..who said Mehrder?
Meorths? You were complaining about Meorths ..
Merde!
Miseur..Don't try to be funnayyyy with me
Not now Kato
Now Kato, warm up the Silver Hornet.
Oh commisioner how are you and all the little ..
Oh the bells, the bells, they deffin me
Olga maybe many things, but she is not a one-eyed ..
One more outburst like that, and I'll have your ..
Peek a Beauh
Poor Kato...they nearly blew his little yellow ..
Pumpin' air'n in the birdin
Relax, I'll get it.
See that the back door and the front door are ..
Singing to the woman in his bed
Sir Phantom the notorious Litton
Special delivery, a behm, were you expecting ..
Straange..Very straange
Swine Bird !
Swine Maid !
Swine Moat !
Swine Parrot! That is my own personal mustache!
Swine Rabbit
Ten seconds, thats nothing, I can easily be out ..
Thar she blows! (inflatible parrot )
That hurt!
That is what I have been saying you fewl
That is why I have failed where others have ..
That man is crahzy!; We don't use that word ..
The greater the odds the greater the challange!
There is a time and a place for everything Kato! ..
This IS Chief Inspector Clouseau speaking on the ..
This is a door?;Yes, that is a door; Yes, I kneow ..
This is a very serious matter and everyone is ..
Until we meet again and the case is sol-ved
Valet, VALET! Please send up...well please send ..
Wait 'til you see the full effect with the himp!!
Was it hard in the resistance? Yes, but not as ..
Wax? ... What wax?
Well.. That felt good. (after his spin on the ..
What do we know..;ONE.. That the professor and ..
When Duty Calls...You've Got Balls (Auguste Balls)
Would you see the body?; I..I.. would be ..
Yeow Kneow
Yes, my wife is very frugal
Yes, we've made quite a few changes since you ..
Yeu need a neuw FLINT! (said to Dreyfus who is ..
You have ra-ceived a bimp, One could get a ..
You killed him in a rit of fealous jage!
You were the Chief Inspector...before you went ..
You'll catch your death of cold. Clouseau: Yes, ..
Your architect should have his head examined ..
Your jacket!; Yes, I kneau it iz my ..
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