SURVEY RESULTS AS OF AUG 6, 1997 ( 485 entries )

Votes	Clips	Item
89	wav (223k) Scenes	Clouseau: Does yer dewg bite? Inn Keeper: No Clouseau: Nice Doggy (bends down to pet a dachshund - it snarls and bites him) I thought you said yer dewg did not bite! Inn Keeper: Zat... iz not my dog!
23	wav (176k) Scenes	Clouseau: Do you have a REUM? Inn Keeper: I do not know what a REUM iz! Clouseau: Zimma Inn Keeper: Ahhh.. a RRRUUUMMM! Clouseau: That is what I have been saying you idiot! REUM!
22	wav (118k) Scenes	Housekeeper: You've ruined that piano! Clouseau: What is the price of one piano, compared to the terrible crime that has been committed here Housekeeper: But that's a priceless Steinway! Clouseau: Nyot Anymeur.
19	wav (41k) Scenes	This IZ Chief Inspector Clouseau speaking on the pheaun
19	wav (214k) Scenes	Special delivery, a behm, were you expecting one?.. A Behm? Ahhhaaaahhhaaaoooww
15		Do you have a lisonce.... Are you blind?
14		Dreyfus: MINKEY??? You said MINKEY!!! Clouseau: Yes... a Chimpanzee Minkey
14		François: Gesundheit! Clouseau: Yes, I kneow that, I kneow that
12	wav (25k)	Kato, my little yellow friend, I am home!
11		"Do you have a massage for me?"
9		You killed him in a rit of fealous jage!
9	wav (40k) Scenes	Swine Moat !
9	wav (42k)	François: Do you know what kind of a bomb it was? Clouseau: Yes, the exploding kind
8		You have ra-ceived a bimp, One could get a concusion from such a bimp
8	wav (39k)	Until we meet again and the case is sol-ved
7	wav (189k) Scenes	Mehrder??..what Mehrder?
7	wav (29k)	Is there anybody hiding there in the dark?
7	wav (259k) Scenes	I was known as the Pavlover of the parallels... Ah yes... Yes, It's all coming back to me now...
6	wav (66k) Scenes	Well.. That felt good. (after dismounting the parallel bars onto the stairway)
6	wav (10k)	Relax, I'll get it. (said to Kato after Clouseau knocks him unconscious)
6		I am here to fix the problem with yer pheaun
5		Kato? ..... Kaetooouu!! .. This is your employer speaking....I am calling off the attack......
5		Kato, the phewn is rrrengeng!
5	Scenes	Ehh, scungili, ziti, Al Pacino, viva zapata
4		Not now Kato
4		I arrest you all in the name of the leahw!
4		Ahh... The old closet ploy, I do enjoy a good closet ploy
4	wav (114k)	Ahh... Now we are getting somewhere!
3		Yeu need a neuw FLINT! (said to Dreyfus as he is trying to shoot Clouseau, who thinks the gun is a lighter)
3	Scenes	Thar she blows! (inflatible parrot )
3		Kato! You have turned my apartment into a..a..Chinese nooky factory!
3		I suggest you count your bees, you may find that one of them is missing
3		Here's looking at yeuh, kid
2		Simone: Your jacket! Clouseau: Yes, I kneaw it iz my jacket. Simone: No... It's on fire!
2		You'll catch your death of cold. Clouseau: Yes, yes I probably will but... its all part of life's rich pagentry you kneau.
2		You were the Chief Inspector...before you went crazy.
2		Monsier Ballon: Would you see the body? Clouseau: I..I.. would be delighted!!!
2		Professor Auguste Balls: When duty calls...you've got balls!
2		What do we know.. ONE.. That the professor and his daughter have been kidnapped TWO... That someone has kid-nap-ped them and THREE..... MY HAND IS ON FIRE!!!
2	Scenes	Wait 'til you see the full effect with the himp!!
2	wav (91k)	This is a very serious matter and everyone is this reuoom is under the suspicions
2		The greater the odds the greater the challange!
2		Swine Rabbit
2		Swine Maid !
2		Swine Bird !
2		Straange..Very straange
2		Sir Phantom the notorious Litton
2		Singing to the woman in his bed
2	mov (676 K) Scenes	PeekaBeauu
2	mov (1 mb)	Now Kato, warm up the Silver Hornet.
2		Merde!
2		Madame, that is by far the ugliest nose I have ever seen and I compliment you on it, it suits you!
2		I was examining the wex!
2		I have fixed your doorbell from the ringing, there will be no charge
2	mov (927k)	I am opposed to the women's libs. Man is the master and women's place is in the... (gets whipped) hhhaaaaaaa
2		Good evening commisonaire, how are you, your lovely wife and all the little commisionaires!
2		Good Sharkey Colonel God! We were just talking about you.
2	wav (94k)	Dreyfus: "Good? He is not good, he's terrible, he's the worst.. there is not any man like him anywhere in the world!"
2		Dreyfus: "Don't just stand there, help me find my nose!"
2		Does Monsieur Charles Litton 'ave a sweemang poohl?
2		Do I detect something in your voice that says I'm in disfavour with you?
2		Clouseau: And who are yeu ? Jarvis: I'm Jarvis, the butler. Clouseau: And what is it yeu deu..?
2		Ahh... The old take off all your clothes ploy!
1		Your architect should have his head examined (after Clouseau walks into the wall instead of the doorway)
1		Yes, we've made quite a few changes since you went crazy.
1		Yes, my wife is very frugal
1		Yeu Kneow
1		Wex? ... What wex?
1		Was it hard in the resistance? Yes, but not as hard as it is now?
1		Valet, VALET! Please send up...well please send down my brown suit immediately, faster please! I cannot wait for them, Cato help me get dressed. Give me Paris, France Trocadero 371...
1		Clouseau: This is a door?? Jarvis: Yes, that is a door Clouseau: Yes, I kneow that... I kneow that
1		There is a time and a place for everything Kato! This is it! ...( Fly drop kick into Japanese kitchen. )
1		Clouseau: That man is crahzy! Nurse: We don't use that word around here,sir Clouseau: Then what word do yeu use? Nurse: Now now... Clouseau: That man is very now now !
1		That is why I have failed where others have succeeded
1		That is what I have been saying you "fewl"
1		That hurt!
1		Ten seconds, thats nothing, I can easily be out of here in three.
1		Swine Parrot! That is my own personal mustache!
1	wav (117k) Scenes	See that the back door and the front door are luhcked while I slip into my hunchback disguise, kyyoo...
1	Scenes	Pumpin' air'n in the birdin
1		Poor Kato...they nearly blew his little yellow skin off!
1		One more outburst like that, and I'll have your stripes (said to a Sgt. in a Zebra costume)
1		Olga maybe many things, but she is not a one-eyed hunchback
1	Scenes	Oh the bells, the bells, they deffin me
1		Oh commisioner how are you and all the little commisioners?
1	wav (24k)	Monsieur..Don't try to be funnayyyy with me
1		Meorths? You were complaining about Meorths (Moths)
1		Leave that little Robin Hood boy alone!
1		Lady Litton: "What is it you do Guy?" Clouseau ( as Guy Gadboise): "Well... yeu kneauw, a little bit of zis and a little bit of zat"
1		Kato, you fewl!
1		It won't be easy, that is why I have always failed where others have succeeded
1		It was hell down there!
1		It tastes very, bad that way (refering to backwards cigarette)
1		It nearly blew his little yellow skin off!!!!
1		Instinct Kato...
1	Scenes	In order to get the full effect of the anasthaetics ...
1		If you say no to champange you say no to life
1		Clouseau: I'LL stand on YOUR shoulders Kato: Why? Clouseau: Because I'm taller than you are - you fewl!
1		I will prove to the world that Maria Gambrelli is innocent... of the crime!
1		I was attacked by a wandering transvestite
1		I want that nose (pointing at a real nose on a living person!)
1		I see they ra-paired your little yellow skin kato
1		I might even be pehrseuded to ruhn for the Peublic Office.
1	wav (173k)	Clouseau: How leong have you been a bellboy? Bellboy: Ohh.. too long monsieur Clouseau: Well, keep up the geud work and I'll see that you become a bell-MAN.
1		I knew that!!
1		I call it the Green Hornet...it's neat, isn't it? It's in dying need of serrrrvice.
1		I bet his little yellow brain is thinking of something right now!
1		I am Inspector Clouseau and I am on official police business.
1	wav (149k)	Clouseau: How could a blind man be a lookout? Dreyfus: How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that! Clouseau: Well, it's very simple...all you do is enlist and..... Dreyfus: Shut up!
1		Hercule, you idiot, you've broken my pointing stick.
1		Hello old bean (when meeting the Lloyds rep in the first film)
1		Fortunately Professor Balls took refuge behind a case of inflatable goiters
1		First he's the cook...then he's the gardener
1	wav (179k) Scenes	Ohhhh... Sixteen bottles on a dead man's rum, yo-ho-ho and a bottle of the chest.
1		Dreyus: Maria Gambrelli's the murderer, you are an Idiot!
1	wav (303k) Scenes	Dreyfus: "There is only one man who could have pulled the wrong tooth..it's Clouseau...Keel him, Keeellll himm"
1		Dreyfus: "Miss Juvais, come in, make yourself comfortable, pull up a clam."
1		Clouseau (on the telephone): And who am I speaking to? Drefyus: This is the person that wants you killed more than anything in the world! Clouseau: Are you the head waiter at the leetle Beestro on the Roudy Bouzzare?
1		Clouseau: Heeft u goed geslapen? Maria Gabrelli: No! In een cel slaap je niet goed! Clouseau: Klopt, dat meubilair in de gevangenis is oerlelijk!
1		Can I buy you a drink?... I see you have one... I shall get myself one...another kahlua and ginger ale!
1		All I require is a telephone, my little bag of tools, and some privacy with which to work. That is all I require

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